stupid simple fitness

Free trial · 14 days

Start the free trial.

14 days. No card, no commitment, no upsell parade. We need an email so we can talk to you and a password so nobody else can pretend to be you.

What happens next

  1. 01

    We ask you four onboarding questions.

    Takes about a minute.

  2. 02

    We build your plan and show our work.

    Real prescriptions, plus the reasoning chain.

  3. 03

    You log workouts.

    We watch what's working and tune the plan.

  4. 04

    Day 14, we ask if you want to keep going.

    $5/month or $49/year. No retention call.

We will not sell your data. We will not pretend to be a doctor or a trainer. If you ask for something unsafe, we will push back, politely, but we'll push back.

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